I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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