i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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