he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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