is your mom at the bar?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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