I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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