Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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