I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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