so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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