? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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