I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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