Who wears a wallet chain?!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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