Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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