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Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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