Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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