I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
false alarm. still invincible.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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