Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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