Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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