Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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