i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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