ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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