Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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