bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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