with your own penis?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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