Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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