It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
There's always time for handjobs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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