I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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