I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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