I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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