I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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