Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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