sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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