is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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