gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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