i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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