It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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