so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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