For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just tell him i said nine months
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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