What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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