Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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