talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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