Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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