the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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