maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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