quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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