i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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