Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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