Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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