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: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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