: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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