I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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